John the Lumberjack
We went to Veyo to get a permit, then drove up in the mountains for a little while to find our tree. I was picturing snow and drinking hot chocolate as we did this because I've never cut down a Christmas tree before. But it was a tiny bit cold and I wouldn't have been too happy if it was much colder or there was snow to trek through.
John does all the dirty work and I just supervise. My only job is to carry the ax and not amputate anyone's limbs. It was hard, but we all survived.